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"I thought we agreed on Meatless Mondays."

"I wouldn't get your hopes up. . . they've gone vegan!"

The Environmentalist

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

See you at the farmers market!

Vegetarian Birds

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Roasted Peppers

Peas on Earth.

'Rob is a vegan.'

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!