Vegan Lifestyle Advocate T-Shirts

"As a vegan vampire I suck, but I don't swallow."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

'Rob is a vegan.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Always eat your broccoli."

The day the salad got tossed

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'