Vegetarian Lifestyle Pillows

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

Least popular puppet ever: kale monster!

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

Burger Blast: Kids with veggie parents - 25% off.

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Advocado

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Vegetarian Birds

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Queen of Quinoa

See you at the farmers market!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Before/After

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."