Vegetarian Lifestyle Gifts

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

Least popular puppet ever: kale monster!

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

Burger Blast: Kids with veggie parents - 25% off.

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Advocado

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Before/After

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Queen of Quinoa

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

See you at the farmers market!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."