Vegetarian Eating Gifts

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Vegetarian Birds

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Queen of Quinoa

Before/After

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

See you at the farmers market!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."