Vegetarian Eating Prints

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Queen of Quinoa

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Vegetarian Birds

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

See you at the farmers market!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Before/After

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"