Vegetarianism Gifts

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"

'So that's 3 ham and cheese omelets...one order without cheese, one without ham, and another without eggs.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

Marrow transplants

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

The First Vegetarians.

"Here are some broccoli florets - for you and you and you!"

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"

"Sure, we have a vegetarian menu. And menus that cater to those dealing with anorexia, bulimia, binge-eating, as well as other less-popular eating disorders."

'I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians.'

"I love fruit."

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Free Range / Deranged

Vegan Insomnia

"I'm your waiter and a vegetarian. Let's try to do this without anyone getting hurt"

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'Have you ever thought of becoming a vegetarian?'

"If you're strict vegetarians, I recommend the catch-and-release of the day."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

The vegetarian butcher.

US Energy Consumption

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Now, who ordered the salad?"

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."