Vegetarian Thinker Gifts

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"Thanksgiving is a celebration of life!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

See you at the farmers market!

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Queen of Quinoa

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Before/After

Vegetarian Birds

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."