Vegetarian Idealist Gifts

'I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED YOU BUT… LIVING WHERE WE LIVE… THIS IDEA OF BECOMING VEGETARIANS...'

"States of tofu"

Vegetarian Birds

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Your life is in great danger...

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

No Dogs Allowed

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Free Range / Deranged

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Vegan Insomnia

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

You are what you eat.

Woolly tofu.

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"As vegan zombies, are we allowed to eat brains?"

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'