Vegetarian Dreamer Gifts

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Give quiche a chance!

Macho Vegetarian

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Your life is in great danger...

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

No Dogs Allowed

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Rabbit being eaten.

Meatless Burgers

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

'The flowers look good.'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

Why can't we go vegetarian, mom? It's not so easy. You're letting the giant forces of agribusiness run your life! Mo-om! Dad and I are starving! Where's the beef? It's the smaller forces of agri-vation that give me problems.

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

"Butcher!"

Protesting Asparagus

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'