Vegetable Garden Dreamer Gifts

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Steamed vegetables."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Raining

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Planting by the Moon.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Planting veggies