Vegetable Patch Dreamer Gifts

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Gardening for Beginners - 'Hot water or cold?'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Leftover seeds."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

The Confused Gardener

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'We're a forward-thinking business, so I thought we'd go for this rather than a private jet. Want a lift?'

Machine Cog Flower

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

"I auditioned for a part in a veggie medley, and I've got a really good feeling about it."

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

'Have you lost the plot?'

Un-scary Scarecrow

Vegetarian trying to fall asleep counting carrots.

'So we're organically grown. That's gonna make us feel better about being cut up into salad?'

A man sits on a desert island made from the top of a carrot; the island is being circled by rabbits whose ears stick out of the water.