Vegetable Patch Passion Gifts

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'He's all eyes!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

The Confused Gardener

"Leftover seeds."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

'Just our luck - vegetarians!'

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'