Veggie Patch Pioneer Gifts

The Confused Gardener

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"So I can eat better here at work."

I've got lettuce, snow peas and radishes planted. Seeds. Next I'll plant beans, zucchini, leeks and chard. Plus tomatoes and basil. A lot of work for stuff no one wants to eat.

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Leftover seeds."

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

The cost of home grown vegetables

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

'Eat the damn spinach. When you're eighteen you can have a mind of your own.'

'Have you lost the plot?'

Man labouring over vegetable patch

Carrot sign growing in ground

ducks embarrassing a gardener

Un-scary Scarecrow

'I never used to like brussels sprouts, but they're growing on me!'

Gardening for Beginners - 'Hot water or cold?'

'So we're organically grown. That's gonna make us feel better about being cut up into salad?'