Veggie Patch Enthusiast Gifts

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

The cost of home grown vegetables

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

You will always find a spot to garden

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Peas on Earth.

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"...lettuce pray."