Veggie Patch Champion Gifts

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

“Children hate me.”

The vegan hunter

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Leftover seeds."

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

The Confused Gardener

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."

'Him...? Oh, that's the Carrotty Kid...'

The cost of home grown vegetables