Veggie Champion Gifts

Prize vegetables.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

“Children hate me.”

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

The vegan hunter

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

The great zucchinis

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

Veggie Princess

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"If mashed potatoes are a comfort food, does that make broccoli an uncomfortable food?"

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."

Vegetarian Nightmare

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"But stew is just everything I don't like in gravy."

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

'Him...? Oh, that's the Carrotty Kid...'

Mom taught me stamina