Veggie Victory Gifts

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Prize vegetables.

Queen of Quinoa

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

“Children hate me.”

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

The vegan hunter

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

The great zucchinis

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

'Lettuce pray!'

Veggie Princess

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"

Giant Leek

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.