Veggie Challenger Gifts

Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

Prize vegetables.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

“Children hate me.”

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

The vegan hunter

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

The great zucchinis

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Hey, those are not menus!

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

Pinata suicide note: 'Cruel World, You see? Your parents were right. Eat your veggies. Candy is bad for you. Bad, Bad, Bad. Pinata.;'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'