Vegetarian Champion Gifts

"The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals."

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

Prize vegetables.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Heart Disease Menu

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"I love fruit."

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

The Last Dinner

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'