Vegetarian Champion Gifts

"The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals."

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

Prize vegetables.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Heart Disease Menu

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

The Rabbit Meeting.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"I love fruit."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

The Last Dinner

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'