Vegetarian Victors Gifts

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Prize vegetables.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Heart Disease Menu

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

Pumpkin Time!

No Dogs Allowed

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

'Alliance Against Red Meat'

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

"If you gatherers want anything other than tofu burgers, go and hunt it yourself!"