Vegetarian Victors Pillows

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Prize vegetables.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Heart Disease Menu

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Pumpkin Time!

No Dogs Allowed

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"

'Alliance Against Red Meat'

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

Vegetarian Nightmare

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

"If you gatherers want anything other than tofu burgers, go and hunt it yourself!"