Vegetarian Hero Pillows

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Queen of Quinoa

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Give quiche a chance!

Heart Disease Menu

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

Free salad bar.

Your life is in great danger...

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

No Dogs Allowed

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'... Got anything besides apples?'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

Save the Planet - Go Vegetarian

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

'Alliance Against Red Meat'

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

'I don't like bacon bits on my salad...'