Vegan Hero Pillows

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

"States of tofu"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

Queen of Quinoa

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

"How almond milk is made"

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.