Veggie Hero Pillows

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

Prize vegetables.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

“Children hate me.”

Pumpkin Time!

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

The vegan hunter

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

Veggie Princess

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'

Genetically Modified Carrots

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"