Veggie Warriors Pillows

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

Vegetarian Nightmare

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

Prize vegetables.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

“Children hate me.”

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

The vegan hunter

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"