Vegan Warriors Pillows

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

“Children hate me.”

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

The vegan hunter

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

The Last Dinner

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'