Vegan Warriors Gifts

It's both actually, we refrain from eating animal products and we're from Vega.

"Remember what happens in vegans stays in vegans."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

“Children hate me.”

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

The vegan hunter

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

The Last Dinner

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"