Veganuary Warrior Gifts

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

“Children hate me.”

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

The vegan hunter

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

The Last Dinner

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'