Vegetarian Warriors Gifts

"If you gatherers want anything other than tofu burgers, go and hunt it yourself!"

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

“Children hate me.”

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

The vegan hunter

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

The Last Dinner

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

Hell's Allotment Holders.

I'm a vegan triathlete