Vegetarian Hero Seeker Gifts

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Your life is in great danger...

No Dogs Allowed

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

"I'm in the mood for meat."

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

'Alliance Against Red Meat'

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

"If you gatherers want anything other than tofu burgers, go and hunt it yourself!"

Lobster bib: lobster monster!

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."