Vegetable Superhero Gifts

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Rap-scallions

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Onion Tears

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Avocado Timeline

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'He's all eyes!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

Gardener of the Year.

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Middle Distance Runners