Vegetarian Hero Gifts

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Queen of Quinoa

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Give quiche a chance!

Heart Disease Menu

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

Free salad bar.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

Your life is in great danger...

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

No Dogs Allowed

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

Save the Planet - Go Vegetarian

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

'Alliance Against Red Meat'