Vegetable Hero Gifts

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Onion Tears

Rap-scallions

Avocado Timeline

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

Free salad bar.

Artichoking victim

Pumpkin Time!

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Pickled beets.

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."