Vegetarian Warrior Gifts

'Alliance Against Red Meat'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

“Children hate me.”

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Your life is in great danger...

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

The vegan hunter

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

The Last Dinner

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"