Green Vegetable Warrior Gifts

'Eat your spinach. It's full of iron.' 'No wonder it's so tough.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'He's all eyes!'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

“Children hate me.”

Pumpkin Time!

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

The vegan hunter

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

Ceci n'est pas une tomato (This is not a tomato).

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.