Green Vegetable Warrior Gifts

Looking for a gift for a green vegetable warrior? Our collection of witty and charming items celebrates healthy eating and a love for all things green. Whether they adore kale, spinach, or broccoli, find a playful gift that honors their vibrant lifestyle and gives a cheerful reminder of their veggie obsession.

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'Eat your spinach. It's full of iron.' 'No wonder it's so tough.'

'Eat your spinach. It's full of iron.' 'No wonder it's so tough.' mockup

'Eat your spinach. It's full of iron.' 'No wonder it's so tough.'

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'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...' mockup

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

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'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?' mockup

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

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"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes." mockup

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

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"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same." mockup

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

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"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?" mockup

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

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'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?' mockup

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

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'He's all eyes!'

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'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?' mockup

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

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"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!" mockup

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

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"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll." mockup

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

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'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!' mockup

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

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“Children hate me.”

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"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!" mockup

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

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Pumpkin Time!

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Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant. mockup

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

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"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey." mockup

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

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'... Got anything besides apples?' mockup

'... Got anything besides apples?'

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'Look! I grew a carrot!'

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"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day." mockup

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

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'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?' mockup

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

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"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables." mockup

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

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The vegan hunter

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"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!" mockup

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

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'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.' mockup

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

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'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.' mockup

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

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'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

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'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

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'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.' mockup

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

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"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

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Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!' mockup

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

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"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense." mockup

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

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Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair. mockup

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

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Green Vegetable Warrior Gifts Collection

Green Vegetable Warrior Mugs

Explore our collection of green vegetable warrior mugs—ideal for fans of healthy eating with a humorous twist.

Green Vegetable Warrior Pillows

Comfort and humor combine in our green vegetable warrior pillows—great for sprucing up kitchens and lounge spaces with leafy green cheer.

Green Vegetable Warrior Prints

Decorate with humor using our green vegetable warrior prints—vibrant designs that celebrate the love of greens in your home or workspace.

Green Vegetable Warrior T-Shirts

Check out our witty green vegetable warrior T-shirts—funny apparel perfect for veggie enthusiasts and health-conscious humor lovers.