Green Vegetable Warrior Pillows

'Eat your spinach. It's full of iron.' 'No wonder it's so tough.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'He's all eyes!'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

“Children hate me.”

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Pumpkin Time!

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

The vegan hunter

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.