Green Veg Challenger Pillows

'Having to eat broccoli twice a week is not child abuse.'

Prize vegetables.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

Boxer with glasses.

"If mashed potatoes are a comfort food, does that make broccoli an uncomfortable food?"

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

'My gosh, I'm losing my jowls!'

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

Convenience & Inconvenience Foods.

'Keep your eyes straight ahead and you can make it!'

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

"In for a penny, in for a pound."

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."