Veggie Challenger Pillows

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

Prize vegetables.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

“Children hate me.”

The vegan hunter

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

The great zucchinis

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"If mashed potatoes are a comfort food, does that make broccoli an uncomfortable food?"

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'