Veggie Conqueror Pillows

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."

"But stew is just everything I don't like in gravy."

Prize vegetables.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

“Children hate me.”

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

The vegan hunter

Natural Medicines

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

Hey, those are not menus!

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

Vegetarian taxidermy