Veggie Conjurer Pillows

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Needs salt!'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Better Not Squash.

Ghostbasters 3

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Taken genetic engineering too far

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'