Veggie Crusader Pillows

Parents Join The Fight Against Obesity - 'Yes you WILL eat your vegetables!'

'Offering fresh broccoli and cauliflower is a great idea, but it's created a thriving black market in fatty cheese sauce.'

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Prize vegetables.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

Farmers' Warnings.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

“Children hate me.”

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

The vegan hunter

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

"Let me guess: that carrot came from the community garden, not the supermarket..."

"From a risk management point of view, Mummy must urge you to eat your spinach."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"You've got composter syndrome."