Vegetarian Crusader Pillows

"I don't like the look of this, Charlie"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Heart Disease Menu

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

DIY Butchers

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

No Dogs Allowed

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

You are what you eat.

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....