Vegetarian Crusader Gifts

"I don't like the look of this, Charlie"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Heart Disease Menu

The mission: Impossible burger.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

DIY Butchers

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

No Dogs Allowed

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

You are what you eat.

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"