Organic Food Crusader Gifts

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Organic

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Stuffing the turkey.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Peas on Earth.

'Go on - they're organic!'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Frankenfish

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'Fresh eggs!'

DIY Butchers

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

'Is it organic?'