Organic Food Adventurer Gifts

'Ughhh ... I hate these natural flavors.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

6 Brothers Falafel

But is it organic?

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

At the market

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Before/After

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Tzatzikicicle

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.