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'Ughhh ... I hate these natural flavors.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

6 Brothers Falafel

But is it organic?

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Eco Princess

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Before/After

See you at the farmers market!

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

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