Organic Food Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Our view is if it isn't made in a factory, it's organic."

'Is it organic?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

At the market

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Stuffing the turkey.

The Organic

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Peas on Earth.

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

Frankenfish