Organic Produce Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Eco Princess

At the market

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

The Organic

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Stuffing the turkey.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Grocery Shopping

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.