Organic Produce Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Was it locally sourced?. . . Were pesticides used?. . . Any fruit flies harmed? . . . Is it genetically modified?"

Apples for sale

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Stuffing the turkey.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

The Organic

Grocery Shopping

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.